Bachelor 7 - Ricky Cornmier

Welcome Back Legacy Land Viewers!

Last week you watched as Alon Livingston was voted off "The Heiress"

Last night you watched the 7 remaining bachelors court Miss Caliopie Legalos.

And again, we were stunned at the turn of events.

All 7 of our Bachelors narrowly escaped arrest on last night's date.

Legacy Land, you have decided who is unworthy of The Heiress, and maybe even who is responsible for last night.

You voted, Legacy Land, and Ricky Cornmier is going home.

Ricky Cornmier.  Last night you went on a group date with Caliopie.  You were amongst our 7 remaining contestants who went to Library D'Livre for some study time so our bachelors could impress our heiress with their intellect. 

Ricky.  You're not wearing pants.  Please tell us this isn't how you went on the group date last night.

Ricky:  What do you mean by 'went'?

Ricky:  I had clothes on, and we were all sittin around and studyin and stuff.  But it got kinda borin with Caliopie with her nose in a book the whole time.  I went to her HO HO House web site and I found this picture of her.

I thought maybe I should do somethin to get her to notice me.  Nobody else was doin nothin.  So I thought I'd do somethin to, you know, get her attention....

Let me be sure I'm getting this right.  You wanted to impress an Heiress, so you took off all of your clothing and ran naked through the library?

Ricky:  Yeah.  I guess I did.

And how did she react to your public nudity?

Ricky:  She screamed.  You know. Like girls do when they see people naked. 

Did you know you could be arrested for this kind of public indecency?

Ricky:  I never have.

You weren't the only one who was naked last night Ricky.  The library security camera captured this picture.  Please tell us what the scene was in the library.

Ricky:  I dunno.  We was jutst havin fun.  We wasn't doin nothing else.   Then Orlando  went into the bathroom and  when he came out he was runnin nekked too, and then I guess everybody thought it looked like fun,  we all was just running nekked through the library. 

And it didn't stop at the library, did it?  Campus police were called around 1 a.m. with a report that 7 naked men were running through the streets.  

Emergency medical services were dispatched when apparently one of you spotted Professor Crumplebottom walking home from the Astronomy Lab and did something witnesses described as "the hokey dance"

Professor Crumplebottom is now in the hospital resting under a sedative. 

Our producers were making phone calls all night long to keep you out of jail.

Ricky:  I don't see what the big deal is

Ricky.  Legacy Land didn't need to vote.  But they did.

You will not marry The Heiress.  Good bye.

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