Legolas Legacy
Multiply, Divide, Prosper
Later that day...
KiKi: Hi, uh, would it be alright if my friend here used your bathroom?
Mr. NST Guard: No! No! This is the Governor's Palace! There are no public restrooms! You must leave now!
KiKi: Ok, sorry! I thought you had like a tour or something. We're tourists you know, visitors to this
beautiful land of yours. I'm actually here for the IBFDE - you know, the International Banana Fashion Design Expo.
I'm a featured designer, and an inventor. I think I might have some designs you'd like...
Mr. NST Guard: You have to leave, NOW.
KiKi: Ok, I'll go, but I can't leave with my friend like this, she's really gotta go.
CeeCee: I gotta go BAD! I gotta go REAL BAD!!
KiKi: Come on, there's got to be like 50 bathrooms in that place. She'll be quick, I promise no one will know.
CeeCee: I can't hold it! I can't hold it! I really gotta go!!!
KiKi: Look, if you don't let her in, she's going to soil your royal sidewalk here, do you really want to clean that up?
Mr. NST Guard: Ok. You've got 1 minute! Down the hall, third door on the right. Don't let anyone see you.
CeeCee: Thank You!!!!!
KiKi: You know, you remind me of someone......
Mr. NST Guard: Really? Well I did compete in the Mr. Azahora Pageant last year...
KiKi: Really? You won, didn't you? A hot bull like you? Your arms barely fit in that shirt...
Mr. NST Guard: No, I'm still workin here. Didn't win. I was third runner up though.
KiKi: Maybe you just didn't have the right wardrobe. I could show you some of my designs....
KiKi: I bet that under all that khaki you've got the best body in Azahora
Mr. NST Guard: Well, I am a favorite with the female guards. They call me "The Camel"
KiKi: Of course they do! And I'm sure I know why... All you need is the right wardrobe to show off your assets.
You'd be Mr.Azahora for sure.
Mr. NST Guard: Really? Well then bring it on lady!
Meanwhile... Inside the Palace....
CeeCee: Ummm, this isn't the little girls room is it? I must have taken a wrong turn...
CeeCee: Wait, don't tell me! I know who you are! You're the Governor of Azahora. You look just
like those murals of yourself on all of the buildings! Hey, I just realized that if you're the Governor
of Azahora, then you must be Randy's dad! You know, the kid with the mohawk? See, he's totally
in love with this girl Izadora, and her sister is The Heiress, she was on this reality show and it was
hosted by this mega hunk, Burke Marquette... Ever heard of him? Never mind. Anyway, I couldn't
help but catch the news the other night when it said you were planning on executing this Randy guy.
You wouldn't consider changing your mind on that one, would you?
Governor: NO! No I wouldn't! And I could have you executed too for trespassing in my palace!
CeeCee: Oh please, I really don't want you to do that. I'm on your side. I want to help you.
Governor : Impossible. You could not be of any help to me!
CeeCee : Yes, I could. Whether or not you want to kill your son is up to you. I'm not in love with him,
so it's no skin off my back. But I have something that you need.
Governor : You're wasting my time! What could you possibly have that I would need?
CeeCee : The Hard Drive! Regardless of your feelings about your son, someone has broken into your
Bio Weaponry databases. This hard drive will tell you exactly what your enemies have been able to find
out about your programs. Don't you want to know what your enemies know about you? You'd be a complete
fool not to look at this data.
Governor: Alright, give me the drive and get out.
CeeCee: I can't do that. It's encrypted, and I'm the only one with the code.
Governor : Hmmm. Alright. You have one hour! But if you can't produce something, you'll meet the same
fate as my son. Guards, take her to one of the network computers.
CeeCee: (Thinking to herself) Oh crap, oh crap, what am I going to do now? All this hard drive has on
it are 3D Paper Clip Sculptures that I brought to the PaperClip Convention. What am I going to do now???
I know! I'll "Ask Ebby....." (Jenn the Simmer Girl's Cat)
Dear Ebby,
How do I overthrow
an evil Sim Empire
in less than an hour?
Urgent! Lives are at stake!
Signed -
Desperate in the Desert
Come on Ebby!! I really need you to come through for me kitty...
Oh good. A response! That was quick!
Dear Desperate in the Desert,
I'm glad you contacted me.
Destroying Sims is a personal
Hobby. From watching my hairless bipeds
I know you should never enter
the following into their computers:
C:\DOS
C:\DOS\RUN
RUN\DOS\RUN
DELETE DOS DELETE
If you want to destroy them, I
would type in those words.
You will destroy their entire
infrastructure, and I have determined
that they are powerless without
these computers.
After that, run and hide,
(I recommend going under furniture.)
Good Luck,
Ebby
CeeCee: Alright, Ebby. Here goes nothing.... I sure hope this works. Now, how to get away from these guards......
CeeCee: Ok, I'm just setting the data up to download from the hard drive to your network.
Any chance I could use the little girl's room while it transfers? It's going to take awhile. There's A LOT of data on there.
CeeCee: Besides, I gotta go! I gotta go REAL BAD!
NST Guard: Alright, but come right back.
CeeCee: You won't even know I was gone!
CeeCee: Ok.... Now to find Randy and get him out of here!
Ah Ha! they must be keeping him in here.
How to get past the guard? I know. I'll use that move GeneViva taught me...
HI-YAH!
CeeCee: Yes! It worked. I've always wanted to do that! Now, off to rescue Randy!
CeeCee: Hello? Umm, Randy? Can you hear me? I'm umm, I'm here to rescue you, I hope. Isadora sent me...
Randy: What? Izzy? Where?
CeeCee: Ok, she doesn't exactly know me, I just saw her on "The Heiress" But I'm sure if she did
know me, she'd want me to rescue you. Come on. We don't have much time.
Randy: Who? What? Ummm, Ok. Let's go I guess.
CeeCee: Ok, one little problem. Umm, I'm lost, I don't know how to get out of here.
Randy: Oh, that's no problem. I grew up here. I know all the secret passages.
CeeCee: Umm, can we ditch the orange jumpsuit? You kind of look like a target, and uh, we need to go out the front door, my friend is waiting out there.
Randy: Uh, ok. You haven't done this rescue thing before, have you?
CeeCee: No. Sorry
Randy: Ok, we'll go to the laundry room, I can get a guard's uniform from there. Let's go!
Back outside the Palace....
KiKi: This is my most popular design. It's called "The Banana Hammock" and dare I say that
I wish I'd had you as my model when I designed it. I've never seen it look so good on anyone.
Mr. NST Guard: Are you sure it's masculine enough? It doesn't make me look fat does it??
KiKi: I don't see how it could be any more masculine! Say, you wouldn't be willing to come over to
IBFDE and model it for me, would you? Oh, look, your shift must be over, your replacements are here!
Mr. NST Guard: Are you new here?
CeeCee: (in a deep voice) We just transferred from the night shift.
Mr. NST : Oh, Ok. Let's go show these Banana Hammocks to the other guards!
KiKi: I thought you guys would never get out of there
CeeCee: We didn't either.
CeeCee: You dressed the guards in banana hammocks???
KiKi: I had to stall them somehow... You cut off your hair?? What did you do in there? We can leave now right?
CeeCee: I deleted the operating system and erased the data bases. My hair grows really fast.
KiKi: What operating system, what data bases?
CeeCee: For the whole country, deleted all the databases for the BioWeaponry program, all of it, in a few
hours the power grid will shut down because it's all run by computers. Without this mainframe computer at
the palace, Azahora will revert to a primitive society. Their computers control virtually everything. They'll
have no contact with the outside world. It will be months before anyone can travel far enough to get help to
fix and the power structure could take years to rebuild. And Azahora has very few allies. And even then, all
evidence of a previous Azahora is permanently erased. There will be no record of anything.
KiKi: So basically, you DELETED Azahora???
CeeCee: Pretty much. It was Ebby's idea.
KiKi: That is one cool cat.
KiKi: Randy, you're alive!
Randy: Yes, I'd like to keep it that way too. What's your plan to get me away from here?
KiKi: Come with me
CeeCee: Hey! Isn't that Burke's car???
KiKi: I'm just borrowing it......
So KiKi and CeeCee drove me back to Legacy Land in that Burke's car. They knew all about the wedding,
and they took me straight there (Burke had some clothes in the trunk of his car) Anyway, so that's how I
made it out of Azahora and to the church on time.
Wow. What a story Randy! Are you sure it all worked, about the power grid and computers?
Well, yeah, it's a long way out of Azahora and there was definitely no power anywhere.
So with Azahora basically deleted, what's next for you two? Does this mean "Happily Ever After?"
Well, actually, there was something I wanted to ask Isadora tonight. And I wanted you and Robi to be
a part of it. If it hadn't been for The Heiress, those two girls would have never tried to rescue me. I owe you and them my life.
But Izadora Legalos, I owe you my heart. And I would cross the Azahora Desert a thousand times if it meant you would be mine forever.
Izzy, Will you marry me?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
YES! Yes I'll marry you!!!
And that's what we here at Legacy Land call "Happily Ever After"
But Randy, you didn't tell us what NST stood for. "No Steak Tacos" ? "Nasty Soda Testers" ? "Never Stop Twitching" ???
Oh no! I almost forgot. I'm supposed to meet Burke and the girls over at Banana Studios.
Something about taping a special news segment on my rescue. I'm really sorry. I've got to run.
But watch "Burke Tonight" for the answer.
Tonight on "Burke Tonight" we have a very special guest. Randy Lam... something, ummm, boyfriend
in law to The Heiress is in our studios with us. He's here to say a personal thank you to two of our Burkies
who apparently lead a daring rescue mission in the Azahora Desert and saved his life. Randy?
Speaking of being rescued Randy, there's nothing like clogged pipes to make you a hostage in your own home.
When I need to be rescued from clogged pipes, I call Lee's Plumbing and Web Design Service - otherwise known as "Clog & Blog"
Did you just use my personal tragedy to sell plumbing services?
KiKi, CeeCee, I just wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart. What you did took tremendous courage.
If not for your bravery (and your bladder) I wouldn't be standing here today. Thank you. Thank you for saving my life.
KiKi: No problem Randy. But we have a question for you.... What DOES "NST" stand for???
Randy: Oh, that's easy.
I have a gift for you that explains the whole thing. And now you can show the rest of the world
what the NST really is. Burke, bring out their gifts!
Randy: Your very own NST shirts. Now you can show the world that you conquered the NST.
CeeCee: Awesome shirts Randy. But we still haven't told them what NST stands for.
Burke: Uh, that information is "To Be Continued" Our ratings went through the roof over this one, we need to drag it out a little longer.
KiKi: You've got to be kidding me. Those fans are worse than the real NST, they'll skin us alive if we don't tell.
Randy: Ok girls, turn around. Show them what the NST is all about...
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