Legalos - A Legendary Legacy

The Heiress - The Baby - The Burke

Greetings Legacy Fans! It's me, your host, Burke Marquette! I'm coming to you today from Shanley Manor, home of the Legalos family.

As I'm sure you've heard, it's been rumored that Heiress Caliopie Legalos has given birth to a child. This would be the seventh generation of Legalos' in Legacy Land. This is big news indeeed! And of course, if there is big news in Legacy Land, your host, Burke Marquette is all over it like a peel on a banana.

So. Shall we tiptoe into Shanley Manor and have a peek at the little darling?

Good Morning Kaylynn Legalos!

What do you want Burke?

Why I'm here to see your new grandchild, of course!

Goodbye Burke.

Alrighty then. I'll just wait right here while you go get that baby. I know you're anxious to show him or her off to all of Legacy Land. I can only imagine how excited you must be with a new little heir or heiress in the family.

I'm going to call the police.

Oh, good idea. I'm sure they'd love to see the little one as well. I know Demi Love just loves babies. Get it? Demi - Love?

I mean it Burke.

No problem. I'll wait right here. Have I told you how lovely your landscaping looks? I must get the name of your gardener.

I'll just keep talking while you go get that baby. I know that Legacy Land has been buzzing ever since Plato made the announcement last month. I know the little fella must be anxious to meet me. It is a fella, isnt' it? Just tell him Uncle Burke is outside and wants to come in for a quick hello. Maybe a few pictures.

Go away Burke!

Do I look alright? First impressions are always so important, I think.

Burke Marquette?

Socrates! It's good to see you old friend.

We were never friends Burke. What are you still doing here?

Why I'm here to meet that new baby I've heard so much about. You do have a baby in there, don't you?

Go away Burke. You're upsetting my wife.

Alright then, shall I just wait out here? Maybe we can take it for a walk in one of those wheeled things, or play catch with it. I hear babies like that sort of thing. I would have been over much sooner you see, but I've been busy taping for my new show.

It's a music video show called "I Hate The Hits" Bad is the new Good! It features all the music you love to hate, as well as the music you hate to love. Check your local listings. Yo!

Wow. It's getting dark. I guess babies really are slow. Maybe it had to have it's bum cover changed or something. Kaylynn should have been back with the baby by now. Well. It would be rude of me to leave. I'll just wait.

Burke. It's nearly midnight.

Just waiting to see the baby.

Kaylynn said you were here this morning. Wait a minute... have you been out there ALL DAY?

I'm not leaving until I see the baby.

Go home Burke. It's late.

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
in '77 and '69 revolution was in the air
I was born too late, into a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair...

Good Morning Burke. You're back again?

Actually, I never left.

What do you want Burke?

I want to see your baby. You do have a baby in there, dont you? Or is there something wrong with it? Is it hideously deformed? Is it part alien? What is it? Your public demands to know.