Confessions of an Heiress

The Heiress - The Baby - The Burke

I'd just like to take a moment to remind our viewing audience that this Very Special Legalos Moment is being brought to you by yours truly, Burke Marquette AND Green's Grocery.

For special moments of your own, why not share a meal with your family, with groceries purchased at Green's Grocery? And while you're picking up those groceries for that special family meal, don't forget to treat yourself to a nice hot cup of gourmet coffee from Espresso Express, conveniently located inside Green's Grocery. Green's, it's the color of food.

Burke? What was that?

Did you just do a commerical? For George's Grocery store?

Oh, well, it just seemed like a good time to bring it up...

We only agreed to talk to you for the sake of Legacy Land. Not to help you or George sell groceries.

I think we're done.

Oh good. Then we can talk about Atlas' contract.

Contract?

Of course. If he's the next Heir of the family, I'd like to get him signed on for a series of his own.
I was thinking something like "Son of The Heiress"

No.

"My Mother, My Heiress"

No.

"The Tortise and The Heir"

No.

"Heir : The Musical"

No.

Leave my son alone, Burke. He's too young and I'm not going to let you exploit him for your own publicity.

But... but.... but....

Look at that. I had no idea babies were so cute!

Burke...

Hello! Hello little baby! Oh look, he's looking at me. He has eyes and everything. Whose eyes does he have?

What do you mean?

His eye color, who does he get it from?

Well, considering Robi and I have the same color eyes, you can take your pick. Are you done yet?

His hair is so rubbery. Is that from his father too?

He doesn't have any hair Burke.

His father is bald?

No. His father is Robi. He's bald because he's a baby.

Hello little baby. I'm your Uncle Burke! Yes I am! How would you like to have your own line of baby toys??? I can make it happen!

I think you're scaring him Burke. We're done here.

Alright. I've got a pedicure appointment to get to. Just hand him over and I'll shoot the closing.

You want me to hand you my son?

A deal's a deal. You said I could have exclusive pictures with your Heir.

Do you even know how to hold a baby?

Of course I do. I used to clean their cages at the zoo.

See? This doesn't hurt a bit. I'm fine.

Is it true that babies float like balloons? I've always wanted to try that...

I'm gonna kill him Robi...

And here he is Legacy Land, the long awaited Heir of Generation 7 - Atlas Legalos.

Be careful Burke.... You have to hold his head...

Don't worry. I won't let him bite me.

Oh dear. I think he's breaking.

I think I felt something. He made a noise. Oh what's this on my hands?

Episode 17

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