Confessions of an Heiress

While You Were Sleeping...

Hello Friends and Fans of Legacy Land. I'm Plato Legalos and I'm speaking with you today from my family's estate, Shanley Manor.

I've been touring with the most awesome band on the planet, Llama Mama, for the last several years. Took the family on the road and it was totally cool playing all these huge gigs our new manager hooked us up with; that dude is like the most righteous manager ever, straight up. We had a great time, we met tons of Llama Fans, you guys totally rock. But we can't tour forever, right? We've got to come back to the studio to make new music for you dudes to rock out to. So we've come back to Legacy Land, the home of Llama Studios, where we plan to record our next album - dont' forget to check LlamaMama.com for updates.

So, I've been out of town for like, years, but I'm supposed to update you on what has been happening in the Legalos family. Like how much sense does that make? The guy who's been gone is supposed to know what's going on? But we have been back for a couple weeks, so I guess I can tell you all the big news, if nothing else. Is that cool with you?

Really, things have been pretty cool around here. It's great to be back in Legacy Land and my kids are enjoying getting to know their cousins. Yeah, I sound like a total family guy, don't I? Not exactly the crazy rocker life that I knew in college. We had little James before I left, and Molly was born while we were on the road, I named her for my other favorite band, Flogging Molly (rock on Irish dudes!) We got to play with them when we were in Ireland, which was totally righteous. Anyway, we've come back here and Izzy and Randy have a whole mess of kids and more on the way. Randy runs a baby store so I guess all those kids are good for business. Oh, and my Kissimmie? She's here too, and yeah, she still smells like almonds.

I expect some of you Legacy people are wondering about my twin sister, that Heiress chick. Cali.

I thought you might wonder about her.....

Dude. Like how am I gonna tell you this?

Guess what???

Ok, like that is so totally not the way to tell you something like this.

Ok. Listen dude. Like this week the whole Legalos family gathered here at Shanley Manor for an important meeting. There have been like some really big changes.

Ok dude. Like this isn't working for me. I can't just tell you like this. You're gonna have to pick how you want to hear it.

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