Generation 2 - Capernicus Legalos

Hello, this is Capernicus... uh Legalos. And this is my wife Cassidy. This picture was at the end of our life, but it's the only really good one of the two of us that survived the fire my father mentioned. There aren't very many pictures of us either, I'm afraid. But I'll see what I can piece together for you since my father insisted that I contribute to his Legacy project. How am I supposed to tell you everything about my life in a couple of paragraphs??? Geesh! No pressure dad.... No pressure... Ok. From the moment Cassidy and I got married it was non stop crazy. First my sisters disappeared, my parents were so upset that we all felt we needed to leave the bad memories of our old house behind (it was old and had MAJOR problems). So we started fresh in a brand new house, and a few days later, my mom, Brandi died. Can you believe that? It's morbid, but there's a picture.

That's right. The grim reaper came for her. No one was prepared, a security camera on the back porch snapped the picture. It gives me the creeps. My dad was devistated after my mom died. I was too - but just a few days later, my daughter Magna was born. I named her Magna because it means "everything" and that's what she meant to me. I'm very sorry I don't have any pictures of her as a child (yes, the fire), she was beautiful and a treasure, but she sure knew how to burn a hole in her Daddy's pocket, heh.

It's kind of embarassing, but I did have one other child. A son, named Gallileo. I'm not embarassed of him - in fact I'm extremely proud - it's just the way he came into this world is very "out of this world". No body would believe me if not for this picture - no, I'm not an acrobat. What you are looking at is an actual alien abduction. Go ahead and giggle, but check out the next picture.

That's me in my favorite paternity outfit. Yes sir, I carried, gestated, incubated and birthed an alien baby, my son, Gallileo Legalos

Handsome devil, ain't he? Life of the party, just like his old man.

I hate to tell you it gets kind of blurry from here - but it does. My daughter Magna grew up, and talked that pizza boy, Remington into moving in. I didn't think it was a good idea, he had delivered Pizza to more than a few houses, but Magna was blind to his faults, and if there was anything good in the boy - it went into making my grandson, Newton Legalos. I painted this picture of him when he was born, with his mother, Magna, holding him. I never did get to finish painting it. I think it would have turned out nice.

I didn't intend for Remington to stick around, I thought anyone that double crossing deserved to have a satellite fall on him, but for reasons I'll never understand, Cassidy swooned when she saw him. Like mother like daughter I guess, and as hard as that boy looked for sattelites in our back yard, he never did manage to find one. He wasn't a very good father to Newton in the beginning, which made me sad, but Magna loved him and they eventually did marry. Newton was their only child. I guess that brings us to another generation which means I am done.

Thanks!

Capernicus Legalos