Generation 5 - Socrates

A Legalos Lookback - Part 1

 

Good Evening Legacy Land
Tonight we bring you "A Legalos Lookback"

 

Orlando, Dude, like who are you talkin to?  And what are you doing out here?

Shhh! Please, call me Burke, and I'll explain later...

Burke?  Oh come on man, is this your brain on drugs or something?  Did you eat a bad banana?

No, no, no, just pretend I'm a visitor from the FUTURE...

The future?

Yeah, I'm a reality TV show host named Burke Marquette and I've traveled here from the future to take pictures of your life.

 

 

Oh... you mean like you're going to let me revisit my youth and then yank it away from me and I'll wake up an old man or something?

Well, I wouldn't think of it exactly like that... but, well, Socrates, there's a lot about the future you just don't know yet.  So you're just going to have to trust me.

 

 

Is something wrong out here Soc?

Uh, not really dad.  This is Orlando, from school.  He's uh, trick or treating I think.

Hello Mr. Legalos, I'm Burke Marquette and I've traveled here from the future to take pictures of the past.  Would it be alright if we photographed your family?  It's for posterity, and perhaps a little profit?

Is this like a school project or something?

Ummmm, sure!  Absolutely.  Yes, a school project.  Thanks Mr. Legalos.  You won't even know we're here!

 

 

How long do we have to sit like this?

Until he takes the picture.  I told you not to let him in the house.

Can I get this in an 11x14?

 

 

Get this side.  This is my good side.

If you call me the 'spare heir' one more time I'll knock your block off.

OK, Mr. Knowitall, but remember, your nose size isn't indicative of your brain size...

 

Apollo, don't let your brother tease you about our nose.  Large noses are a health advantage.  We rarely get headcolds.

Newton Legalos, Generation 4 Heir.  Is that all I'm supposed to say?

 

Erika Jayaplan Legalos.  I can't stand here much longer.

 

Oh, I get to talk now?  Cool.  Ok.  Like my name is Socrates Legalos.  I live here, in this big stuffy house.  Ummm, I like girls, and music and uh, girls, yeah, I like them too.  I go to Legacy High, I'm on the track team, that's so I can catch the girls, but their fathers can't catch me.  (yeah, I made that up!)  Ummm, ok.  What else did you want to see?

Socrates, we'd like you to introduce your wife.

My wife?

 

Oh Rockin!  This must be her!  You hear that sweetheart?  Crazy future man says you're going to surrender to me someday!

 

Just play along Kay, and pretend like you can't keep your hands off me!

 

Socrates Legalos!  What has your mother told you about making comments like that?

 

Ummm, she told me, umm, she told that it's not ok, unless it is ok, but ummm, to check first... or if you don't know the person, but if you know them....

 

....and sometimes if the other person says it's ok, and I say it's ok, then it's ok, to say something, and umm be polite...

Socrates?  Socrates?  Socrates?  I'm UP HERE.

 

 

Yes you ARE.  And a little over here, and over here too.  Hellooooo Gorgeous!

 

So, since future boy already ruined the great mystery of our life, what do you say we bring future into the present and I show you why this is the longest lasting legacy in Legacy Land...

Ummmmm.  No.

Why?

You're 16.

And?

 

 

Ok, yes, I got hauled into the kitchen for hitting on the maid again.  But how could I not?  It would be a crime against my gender!   Alright, alright...  It's Thanksgiving, or as we like to call it "The Feast of the Bird"  And umm, here's mom spanking it, or whatever it is you do to it.  What are you doing to it mom?

Just move out of my way sweetie.

 

 

Ok.  here's the turkey going INTO the oven...

Are you sure you want me to talk about a turkey?  I really think Kaylynn would make much better reality TV.
How about "Maids Gone Wild" ???

 

 

And here we see the plump turkey in the oven.  Cooking.  Cooking.   Still Cooking...

Hey, next can we watch grass grow???

 

Here's the turkey... all turkified.

And here's my mother, looking like she belongs on the cover of Legacy Living Magazine.

 

 

And here we are having "The Feast of the Bird"

 

So Kaylynn, if someone in Legacy Land made a giant torpedo and offered to take you on a ride, would you go?

 

He did not just say that.

 

Torpedos don't carry passengers Socrates.  Their sole purpose is self destruction.  Now why would I want to take a ride on something that's only purpose is to create an explosion?

 

 

 

(Later that evening...)

So, Orlando, is that like all the pictures you need?

Umm, for now.  Is it ok if I come back for more, when you're a little older?  Oh, and, uh, try to call me Burke.

Uh, no can do.  Like who are you showing these pictures to?

Uh, People, mostly.

So, like did you study for the history test tomorrow?

No.  You?

Dude, I AM history!

 

 

Here's a little more of me that you missed before... oh, and uh, Kaylynn, if you're watching, there's uh, a lot more than this too.  


And that's it future Legacy Land.

 

 

 

 

 

Part 2