Legolas Legacy
Multiply, Divide, Prosper
Meet Belinda Sway - The Heiress of Strangetown.
Belinda Sway, Pleasure Sim. I'm pretty much here to have a good time. Even if it is Strangetown.
I live here, at the end of a paved road, in the dirt, with my acquaitances, Mr. Can and Mr. Box.
Tell them the rest.
Really? Everything?
Yes.
Ok, I was walking down the road, on my way to audition as a dancer for Madonna, and this mail box starts calling out to me
Belinda Sway.... Open the Mailbox.... Belinda Sway.... Open the Mailbox.....
Mega bad mushrooms huh? But, I've learned from experience that when that little voice in your head tells you to do something, you should listen, or else something really bad might happen. You know. Like shutting your dresser drawers 24 times. Or only taking an even number of steps and not stepping on any cracks.... Eating Spaghetti on Wednesday. You get the picture. Anyway. I open this mailbox and there's a message. "Belinda Sway, You are the new Heiress of Strangetown and you are now my prisoner. You may not leave this land until you have given me 10 generations. -Sincerly, Mr. Box" How sick is that?? I've been taken prisoner by a mailbox. My mother told me not to cut through Strangetown...
How about I just give you my left arm right now and we call it even???
"No"
I'm even left handed...
Stupid evil haunted mailbox.
So here I am. At Camp Strange, held prisoner by a mailbox, and his silent associate, the trash can.
That's Mr. Can....
You know. You'd think it'd be embarassing to strip down to your skintone like this, and that the minute you did, men would jump out of the bushes or something
What bushes?
But really, nobody looks twice. I guess running water is the only thing that separates me from being homeless.
You're not homeless. You're my prisoner, and you need to move a little more slowly with that sponge...
Oh that's just sick Mr. Box.
So in the morning, I ask Mr. Box. "How am I supposed to give you these 10 generations living here all by myself? I mean, I can NEVER leave here?
You are permitted a 12 hour pass for mate hunting purposes.
Really? I can leave to date? And party? Well, this might not be so bad....
No. You have 12 hours to find a man, convince him to return here with you and give you his seed.
Again, that really doesn't sound that bad. How many times can I do this?
Once. And you must bring home the first man you see.
The FIRST one?
Yes. And he must be one of my employees. No locals.
How will I know if he's one of your "employees"??
He'll have a job.
Oh. Ok. Can I leave now?
Hello first man I see.
That would be Scott Landry...
Hello Scott Landry. I'm Belinda Sway, Heiress of Strangetown. I'm here to get your seed.
Wait. Are you going to at least buy me dinner first?
You sure don't eat cheap, do you?
Now what's that you were saying about needing my seed???
So Scott came home with me and he was ummmmm, very generous and accomodating.
I'm quite a gardener....when it comes to planting seeds, that is....
That was an understatement...
My plan is working perfectly....
Your plan to kill me here in the desert right in front of you?? You'll never get your first firstborn if you don't help me out here Mr. Box.
You have a job....
Yeah, passing out fliers door to door for the mayor. That's not exactly what I'd call a career. I was supposed to be a dancer for Madonna, until YOU stopped me.
<Mr. Box hums 'Like a Virgin....">
Listen, Mr Box. I can't raise a child out here in the desert, exposed to the elements. You're going to have to give me some walls. And a man. Make Scott move in with me.
You can have Scott, but not until the end of the week.
But, but, the kid will be here by then. I'm supposed to do this all by myself?
Uhhhh, yeah.
You suck Mr. Box.
That night, while I slept, Walls grew up from the ground??? And I awoke to shelter.
I can still see you though.
If I thought being held prisoner by a mailbox was bad, it was nothing compared to having a baby kangaroo inside my body. For the rest of the week I ate cereal, I threw up cereal, and I peed on myself.
It doesn't get any better than that....
Fortunately, Scott was there when my water broke.
Are you sure your water broke? You've peed on yourself so many times......
Do you mind? I'm trying to bring life into the world here....
And... and.... What was it? What did you have?
A baby. What were you expecting?
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