Legolas Legacy
Multiply, Divide, Prosper
Not-My-Grandpa Donte was wonderful at playing peek-a-boo with the children.
Grandpa Scott had a soft place in his heart for granddaughter Phoenix.
I wonder how she'd look in a pink dog collar...
Grandma Belinda took great pride in teaching Bertrum to walk zombie style.
Look! He's drooling!
Little Phoenix grew up to be the cutest alien in Strangetown.
Little Bertrum got his mother's good looks.
And he grew up right before my eyes.
My little man...
Hooray! I'm Big!
Nice kid you got there Allistar. I'm going to enjoy corrupting her.
You can't touch this one Mailbox. You only get the firstborn.
Yes, but she's firstborn alien. You don't think it was an accident that you got picked up.... do you?
Forget it mailbox. I'm using this kid for points. You're not going to keep us here forever.
So what's with the fig leaf Natureboy?
It's for work.
I didn't realize that was the latest business-attire. That is your dream. To be a big shot businessman.... isn't it?
Well, that's none of your business. I'm working on another point right now. With this job I only have to work once a week, that gives me time to stay home and make stuff.
Make stuff?
Toys and robots and stuff. I'm makin big money selling it on ebay.
Besides, with me at home, we don't have to pay an evil nanny and Allison can keep working at the Psychic Psychology Center. She's sensing a big promotion soon.
Oh that's splendid. Wasn't Scott the one who stayed home to raise you so you didn't have a nanny? Oh yes, and you turned out just fine.
Evil Mailbox. Don't listen to him Phoenix.
Where's Grandpa Donte???
I'm too old for peek-a-boo. And dad says you're my not-my-grandpa.
Bleh!
Oh! Headmaster Thompson. You're here! Exactly at 5:00 huh? Alright, just a minute, let me go inside and get my son Bertrum so you can meet him.
Bertrum! Come out here son, I'd like you to mee the Headmaster of your new school.
What's the Headmaster doing to Grandpa Scott?? Why does he have that big stick?
Oh no! Not now! Don't take my dad now!
*mailbox chuckles*
The Headmaster is killing Grandpa Scott? What kind of school were you going to send me to? Are you trying to kill me dad???
What's the matter Bertrum?
I'm mad. Mad Mad Mad. The Headmaster killed Grandpa Scott and now Dad says I have to go to that school. I think Dad wants to kill me.
Bertrum. You do know why your Grandpa Scott died, don't you?
Because the Headmaster killed him.
Yes, but do you know WHY the Headmaster killed him?
No.
Because he didn't eat enough Grilled Cheese.
I REALLY like Grilled Cheese Grandma. I like it almost as much as you do. I really really like it.
I thought you would.
Grandma? Will you teach me how to walk like a Zombie?
Ok. Now drag your leg. Try to drool a little more. Moan. That's it. Do you want another Grilled Cheese Sandwich?
Mr. Box got me a Birthday Present?
Once there was a little boy who had an evil mail box...
The boy thought it was all a joke...
Pop! Goes the Mailbox!
Bleh! I'm going to eat you!!!
Hello Bertrum!
Ahh! Mr. Box????
Your soul is mine mortal!
Wahh haaa haaa! I'm dead! Wahhh haaa haaa! This is the worst birthday ever. The headmaster killed my grandpa and now Mr. Box is going to eat me! Wahhh haaa haaa!
Knock it off kid. You're not dead yet.
But you're going to eat me!
Well, thanks to your grandmother stuffing me with grilled cheese sandwiches, I'm not that hungry. BUT if you do everything I tell you to, I MIGHT tell the Headmaster not to kill you.
Waaah haa haaa! I hate you evil mailbox!
Get used to it kid.
Not only did Phoenix grow up quickly, she grew up very smart as well. Apparently her green skin gave her a distinct advantage when it came to learning anything and she is by far the smartest sim Mr. Box has ever seen.
I'm going to keep my eye on this one....
But intelligence didnt prevent her from being a typical little sister. In fact, it probably only made it worse.
Dad just says you're smart Phoenix cause he doesn't want you to feel bad about being a stupid girl.
Oh yeah? Well my REAL dad kidnapped your dad cause he wants to take over your sorry planet.
If you hate this planet so much, why don't you just leave???
My people are going to eat your planet for lunch Bertrum! You'll be sorry you teased me when they're spreading your brains on a sandwich.
Girls suck.
You'll be sorry you stupid carbon based life form! When I grow up I'm going to fly on the Mother Ship and we'll destroy ALL brothers on this dumb planet!
Allison. What are you doing?
I'm trying to vaporize you.
With that gun?
Yeah.
I don't feel anything.
Oh.
Allison?
Yeah.
It's a felony to tamper with the mail.
Oh yeah. Right. Sorry.
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