Legolas Legacy
Multiply, Divide, Prosper
Hello Mailbox.
Hello Belinda.
It's not funny Mailbox.
What Belinda?
Giving that bird to Bertrum. Now he really thinks he's a pirate.
ARRRRRRRRRRRR!
Arrrrrrr! This be me matey Conrad. A gift from Mr. Box .
He'll be dead in a couple of days.
But I'll feed 'em his kibbles and let 'em stretch his wings out o'er de ocean blue!.
It doesn't matter. He'll still die. Unless you give me your soul. Then Conrad can live
Dad says I can't be sellin' me soul to no mailboxes.
Then the bird gets it.
Evil Mailbox.
Must you bathe in the kitchen Belinda?
I'm not bathing.
Well what are you rubbing all over yourself?
Munster Cheese - of course.
C'mon Donte. Lets cheat death again and roll around in the casket.
Ok by me. Can the scary clowns watch?
Bertrum had a way with the girls - very much like his father.
Ahoy! I be spyin' Cooties!!!
Must be what they teach them at the Strangetown School for the EXceptional.
So Allistar took it upon himself to teach his son the finer points of woo-ing women.
Pirates don't drive cars. We sail the wide and wild ocean.
Don't worry son. This is Strangetown. No one will notice. There's only one long road anyway.
I'm going to teach you how to scope out hot chicks son. How 'bout that one over there?
Mrs. Crumplebottom? Arrrrrr Dad....
Oh HER. AHOY AHOY! I'd like to crumple her bottom..... heh heh... Nice work Daddio.
So Bertrum taught his new friend how to dance like a pirate....
....while Phoenix perfected her laproscopic gallbladder removal technique.
It's easier to use a bloody axe...
Belinda was inspired to paint.
Allistar and Allison both reached their IW - Both made §100,000 and Allistar made it to the top of the Business Career
Then. They got old.
Like, I hope I get a lot of money for my birthday.
Allison had an inquiring mind.
Like not so fast missy. I KNOW who you are. You're the mother of The Heiress. Is the baby really George's? All the tabloids are saying it is.
Como no hablo Simlés usted señora loca. No tengo ninguna idea qué usted está hablando. ¿Quién es George y porqué su madre huele del queso?
But real answers were hard to come by.
Like Mr. Box told you to say that. Didn't he?
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