Legolas Legacy
Multiply, Divide, Prosper
Donte had a midlife crisis, but as long as he painted masterpiece paintings all night long, no one really cared when he started getting flour all over the place.
And Allistar was content just to feed the fish. Ummm. Allistar. There's no fish in there.... What are you feeding?
Of course there's fish. Besides, someone has to water these plants.
Having maxed all her skills, Phoenix began to work on things that would really be useful in college - like pool.
Quit watching me all the time. You're creeping me out like Grandpa Donte.
Bertrum trained for a competitive eating scholarship
Like Bertrum, you've got to get all six in there, and points off for drooling.
All that eating made me hungry...
Like what?
Just walk away Allison. Walk away and tell no one.
There. That's better. No more annoying pet food coupons.
mmmm mmmm mmm rrrrrrrr
Bertrum...
mmm rrrrrr mmmm ever seen a Pirate's Booty? mmm mmm rrrrrrrr
BERTRUM!
Blasted Box! Can't you see I be gettin my groove on?
Bertrum. I need to see you.
Not now mailbox. I be searchin for buried treasure!
Outside now or you'll never see your bird again.
This 'ad better be good mailbox errr I'll gut ya like a tin can.
Some fool stuck a newspaper in here. It was supposed to go to Mr. Can. Take it out and I'll let you live.
Mayor Donte be Strangetown's Man of the Year?
I told you it was rubbish.
Grandpa Donte be a creepy ole Vampire.
Ahoy, there be a dog aboard!
Uh, Bertrum, what are you doing?
How'd ye like to be my first mate? I think he come up out of that little bubbly ocean.....
The fountain? Bertrum. You really shouldn't pet strange dogs.... especially not in Strangetown. Lord only knows what those Beakers have been doing in their basement.
A first mate needs a name. I'm gonna call ye First Mate CoCoPuff.
Arrrr...Grrrrr. First Mate CoCoPuff bein' a pirate dog.
Bertrum. You'd better get back inside to your girlfriend.
Arrr, she be eatin' grilled cheese. CoCoPuff and me have to plan our next big pillage.
Has anyone ever told you your pirate accent is terrible?
Chapter 13...... To Be Continued
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