Legolas Legacy
Multiply, Divide, Prosper
Ok. So where was I?
You were giving birth.
Yes, of course. How could I forget?
I wouldn't let you.....
Evil mailbox.
I gave birth, in a dirt floor bathroom to my son.
I named him Allistar.
Hey. You had nothing to do with him.
And need I remind you, that dirt floor bathroom had WALLS????
I was finally allowed to ask Scott to move in with me.
Actually, you asked him to marry you, and he turned you down.....
He has an ex wife he still has issues with. He's just not ready for another marriage. But he wants to be a father to Allistar.
You told him if he didn't move in with you, you'd castrate him with a butter knife.
So he moved in, and we celebrated, with ham sandwiches.
Mr. Box wouldn't let me take any time off work. I have no idea what's so pressing in politics right now. It's not even an election year. Needless to say, I came home exhausted. Scott thought it was pretty funny. I guess a woman who works herself to the point of exhaustion and collapses on the ground at the end of the day in order to make enough money to feed your mouth, and the mouth of her child is some kind of joke....
I always thought so.
So I made Scott get a job. And when he got home, I'd forgotten to leave the door unlocked. Funny, I didn't hear his screams or his cries... I must have been asleep. Oh well. The pavement is almost as comfortable as our bed.
One day I came home from work and Allistar was all grown up.
....And the cat's in the cradle with a silver spoon...little boy blue and the man on the moon....
Shut up Mr. Box.
I'm not exactly the mom-type.
Would that be because you're the Mandonna-Dancer type?
Yes. But this little Allister guy has kinda grown on me. I mean, he's almost cute.
You must surrender him to me when he becomes a man.
Scott works nights, I work days, which is good, I guess, since we don't have to hire one of those evil nanny's.
Hey, watch what you say.... I was raised by one of those evil nanny's...
My point exactly...
My point exactly. So Scott watches Allistar. But I use the term 'watch' very loosely.
Scott's ex wife found out where we live and now she's stalking him. The only reason I like her is she comes over every day and kicks Mr. Can.
She will be punished.....
Don't you mean 'I will be punished' Mr. Box? Like when I woke up from the only four hours of sleep I get to find Scott and his ex wife going all Fatal Attraction on the kitchen counter?
And they were STILL arguing! It was great!!!
I would kick Scott out, but I need his paycheck.
And now, my little Allistar isn't a baby anymore.
....when ya comin home dad, i dont know when, but we'll get together then...you know we'll have a good time then.......
I decided Scott might not be the best role model for my son, so I invited a friend home from work, Donte, he taught Allistar how to play chess and he was much more of a father to him than Scott had become. Scott had developed quite the habit of coming home drunk every night and passing out on the sidewalk.
What did you expect Miss 'Oh, I'll marry the Bartender...' ???
So when I invited Donte to move in with Allistar and I, ummm, Scott wasn't very happy.
Can you blame him?
Uh, it's not like we were married....
However, when he found out that Donte was the Mayor of Strangetown and would be brining in a heavy paycheck, Scott didn't mind so much, and he went back to arguing with his ex wife.
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