Legalos - A Legendary Legacy

Chapter 5 - We Were Merely Freshmen

So little Allistar Sway set off to La Fiesta Tech to seek his fortune...

Ah. Here I am, at La Fiesta Tech.... I wonder where I can get a job...

Hello Allistar.....

Evil Mailbox! What are YOU doing here???

That's Mr. Box to you... And you didn't think it would be THAT easy, did you Allistar?

I should have known... Ok, couple questions.

Shoot

How come I don't get to live in the dorm like everyone else? How come I have to be out in the dirt?

'Cause I said so.

And what is this place? Like Camp Sway or something?

I took the liberty of picking you up a few things...

Where's my car?

It's been detained.

Ok. Where did these clothes come from? The kids at the bus station were calling me 'jockey boy' and I'm thinking it's not safe for me to be dressed like this.

So you've decided not to major in Equestrian Studies??

Hey. I'm here to be rich not smart. Got that? Now tell me what I can do to get rid of this jockey-boy outfit before Allison gets here.

If you want to get rid of those clothes... I can make you a deal.

What kind of deal?

I did pack one other outfit for you. But If I let you have it, you have to agree to wear it your entire time at college.

Done.

Really? No backsies. If you refuse, you'll be banished to nothing but your birthday suit...

I can't even remember what I wore on my last birthday...

No. You'll be naked. Now, go inside that little building and change. Put the jockey-boy clothes inside me, and I promise you'll never see them again. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go call the Rocket-Scientist department and notify them of your arrival....

Mailbox. I'm going to kill you.

Now think about what you're saying......

Stupid Evil Mailbox! Are you trying to tell me I have to go through college dressed as an ape?? Mailbox! Mailbox! Answer me mailbox!!! Do the words "Letter Bomb" mean anything to you???

No backsies... Oh Look. Allison's here. What's her last name again?

Fuchs. Sounds like 'ducks'

I know. I just like to hear you say it.

WooWooHoo Woman! Woman! WooWooHoo

Oh Allistar! You are like SO FUNNY!

Thanks baby. But uh, do you mind telling me why you brought George McCarthy to college with you?

Oh you are so funny Allistar Sway. Like that's not George McCarthy. That's my brother, Edward. My parents said I couldn't come to college unless I like brought him with me.

Oh. Ok. Sure. He can sleep on the couch I guess.

So like what's with the monkey suit?

Oh. It's part of the fraternity we're starting.

Oh that's like so fun! I always wanted to have a greek house! What are we going to like call it?

Banana-Rama-Rama.

And so the three students spent their Freshman Year with their heads in their books, soaking up the bounty of knowledge La Fiesta Tech afforded them...

Edward majored in construction, and although he wasn't the brightest student... by the end of the year he managed to put a roof over their heads.

Allison majored in Psychology and began a research study to discover why cereal really does taste better when you're wearing your pajamas.

And Allistar majored in Physics...

Comic Physics

Don't you mean 'Quantum Physics' ?

No. Comic Physics, like how Superman can fly without wings, and how can Aquaman hold his breath for so long, and how does the Green Lantern stay lit?

Hey Allison! Guess what we learned in class today??? We learned how to use our X-Ray Vision.

X-Ray Vision? Does that really work?

Sure. I'll show you.... <hmmmmmmmm> You're wearing a RED bra!

Oh my gosh. Like how did you know that Allistar?

X-Ray Vision. X-Ray Vision...

Someone filed a complaint with Campus Security that Banana-Rama-Rama had kidnapped a primate from the biology department and they were keeping it as their mascot.

Who told you there was a monkey here? And why are you clucking like a chicken??

Of course it was all just a big misunderstanding...

And Allistar found out how to make money the old fashioned way...

I always said I wanted to make my own money...

The best part about this place?? No Mailboxes!! Ha!

Chapter 6

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