The Heiress of Strangetown

Chapter 9- Growing

And so our little Strangetown family grew from this......

.....to this.....

(Never hurts to have two fortune minded college graduates put all their efforts into making money)

....to this....

Vicitms of Evil, may I introduce to you, Bertrum Sway.

Bertrum. This is Mr. Box

And I'm Mr. Can!

He's an evil bad bad mailbox. He keeps us here as his prisoners. Can you say 'bondage'?? And when you grow up like Daddy, he'll control everything you do.

Why Allistar. I'm rather enjoying your new look. It seems that anal probe 'took' after all.....

Alright Allistar, just drop the youngling into Mr. Can and walk away. And don't look back.

Yum!

No way Mailbox! Bertrum is mine until he grows up.

Catch Mailbox!

What? A diaper?? How foul! What are you doing to that child Allistar?

I'm giving him a bath in the fountain. What else?? Enjoy the diaper!

Yum!

I hope he has a brain. I hope he has a brain...brain....brain....brain...brain.....

He looks hungry. I better make him some Grilled Cheese.

Like Scott! Bertrum is NOT a tray of cocktails!

Coming through!

Oh it hurts! Oh it really really hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!

Oh, like quit being so dramatic Allistar. I didn't whine half as much when Bertrum was born. Like just spin around and get it over with!

It hurts! It hurts! It HURTS!

Ok. That hurt even more coming out than it did going in. I didn't think ANYTHING was supposed to come out of THERE.

But I feel like I've been reborn. I'll name her.....Phoenix.

Look Phoenix, you arrived just in time for your big brother Bertrum's Birthday party.

<heavy zombie breathing>

Hooray!

Bertrum Bear, you are the spitting image of your mother.

Although I'm not encouraged that you're passing out with your head in the toilet at such a young age. That reminds me too much of your grandfather Scott...

Chapter 10