The Heiress

The Wedding

 

Home from the Honeymoon....

 

Hi, I'm Caliopie Legalos-Chavratt...
and this is my house (and my new husband!)

 

 

Robi put me down.  I can walk into my own house!

No, I have to carry you over the threshold.  It's for good luck.

 

AH!!  It burns!!!  It burns!!!

My eyes!!!

 

Oh I did NOT expect to be greeted by your parents like this.

You???  My parents never do this kind of thing. 

Yeah, but remember, you haven't lived here for four years!  You've been away at college.

 

I thought you were joking about your dad wearing a fig leaf.

I thought I was!  How is that leaf attached? 

I don't want to know...

 

Take Two (we're just going to pretend we never saw that).
Hi.  I'm Caliopie, the Legalos Heiress, and this is my new husband,
Mr. Robi Chavratt....Legalos

Chavratt

Well, you can be Robi Chavratt-Legalos, can't you?  If I'm going to be Legalos-Chavratt.

I'm not sure it works that way.

I'm pretty sure I get to make up how it works.

 

Ok.  Take three.
Hi, I'm Caliopie, and my new husband Robi and I are very happily married.  Aren't we?

Exquisitely happy.

And we're here today to talk about our dream wedding...

 

...and our fantasy honeymoon...

It was pretty dreamy, wasn't it?

Anything with you is dreamy.  I love you Caliopie

I love you too.

 

We were married in Legacy Chapel.  A beautiful stone church in the countryside of Legacy Land.

Yes, your ancestors Aristotle and Capernicus built this chapel as part of a homework assignment.

Can you believe the homework they used to give kids?

It was a beautiful chapel.

 

And THERE'S the doorbell.  We haven't even been home five minutes.
Can't a couple of Newlyweds get a little peace and quiet?

Kaylynn:  I'll get the door!

 

Who is it mom?

It's Burke.  Should I let him in?

Burke?  What's he doing here?
Alright, let him in, but chase him away if he tries to stay too long.

 

Robi!  Caliopie!  You're back!  How does it feel to be Mr. and Mrs. Legalos?

Chavratt.

Your wedding was truly the event of the year, and Caliopie, I've never seen such
a beautiful bride.  Now tell me,  how was your fantasy honeymoon at the world famous
DeNada Resort and Spa with air travel provided by Alpha Airlines - They'll keep you in the air ???

 

Were we just in a commercial?
Burke, "The Heiress" is over.  We don't need you to host anything anymore.

 

Well yes, but what about for "Season 2" ???  You'll need a host, won't you?

Burke, I never signed for any "Season 2"

Yes, but the network has already approved it.  We're calling it:
"Confessions of an Heiress"

That's ridiculous.  I have nothing to confess.

Neither does your father.  This is going to make GREAT television!

I never agreed to this Burke, all this crazy reality tv stuff is supposed to be over.

Alright, just let me know when you and Robi make up your mind. 
We don't want to keep the network waiting!

Will there be anything else Burke?

 

Just a GIFT for the Bride and Groom!
Your wedding album!
Robi, your friend Nesdin took these pictures and created this album for you.
Nesdin's Stuidio, "Heart of Art", is located downtown, next to
Legacy Savings & Trust,and if you'd like to call him to say thanks,
his hours are 10-6pm Monday through Saturday.

 

Burke, we know how to get in touch with Nesdin.

No more shameless advertising, ok?

And no more fuzzy wedding memories!  Re-live every moment in this album,
captured by Heart of Art Studios!

Yes Burke.  Thank you

Goodbye.

 

 

Oh I'm so excited!  I can't believe Nesdin finished the pictures already.

Ok, let's look at them.

 

Oh Robi!  How beautiful!

 

 

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