Confessions of an Heiress

Episode 17 - I Hate the Hits

Yo Yo Yo! You betta check ya self befo ya wreck ya self..... I am B. Marq and dis be "I Hate The Hits"

We iz comin live into your little heads from da Banana Studios. Yo. "I Hate The Hits" is all about the music you love to hate, as well as the music you hate to love. Das Right. "I Hate The Hits" be all about YOU!

Let's get dis party started. Straight? I wants ta bring on my co host. Da real deal, da smoother groover, da jean machine, da biggest man on campus, da resident intern, da Legalos Legend, sort of, da none other than dat coolest of cats and dogs, Mister Euphrates Legalos!!!!!

Euphrates is the son of Apollo Legalos and Meadow Thayer. You might remember Apollo from "The Burke Life"

Burke

Huh?

You're slipping out of character.

Oh.uh.... Call me B.Marq

Hey guys, I'm Euphrates. I'm a student at LLCC. I'm just here to hang out with Bur... B. Marq and keep it real. "I Hate The Hits" is all about your music. Everything you love to hate and hate to love. Remember. Cool sucks.

Straight.

Have you ever really liked a song and then everybody else started to like it too? Then you started hearing it on the radio all the time and it's like you couldn't get away from it? Yeah. Or did you ever hate a song, but you heard it so much that you actually started to like it? Well that's what "I Hate The Hits" is all about.

For our first show we have a very special guest.

That's right B.Marq, my cousin Plato, the lead singer of Llama Mama is going to be on the show today.

Uhhhh....

He's just returned from his 4 year world tour and rumor has it that the band is working on their next album. He celebrated his return by buying a sweet rocker palace in the exclusive district of Legacy Hills.

Word.

And if that sounds cool, just wait until our next show. My cousin Plato has agreed to give us a tour of his new place. Sweet huh?

Actually, change of plans intern. We're going to have that tour TODAY.

How can you show a tour we haven't even taped?

I already went.

But Plato's coming on the show today.

Actually, that'll be on the next show. Dentist appointment or something.

I can't believe you went to his house without me. He only agreed to do it because I'm family.

Just do the intro, intern.

Alright Hits fans. Brace yourself. B.Marq is taking you on a tour of Plato Legalos' new rocker palace. But I seriously doubt he let you in dude. I heard what you did to his sister...

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