Confessions of an Heiress

I Hate The Hits - 2

Oh sweet ride. My producer Thomas must be here to listen to the new tracks for the album.

What the?

Burke? Is that you?

I'm B. Marq man!

Dude, like what's this all about?

It's a Crib Crash dude! "I Hate The Hits" is crashing your crib! Rock on! Rock on!
Come on man. You're supposed to be excited or something when I show up.

Is this that tour thing Euphrates talked to me about?

Yeah, but it's a Crib Crash, so it's uh, it's supposed to be a surprise.

Well where's Euphrates?

That's uh, part of the surprise. B Marq is crashing your crib.

I ain' t lettin you in my house dude.

Ah ah ah. Episodes featuring B. Marq have 15% higher ratings.

Kisssimmie's not even home.

Come on Plato. Legacy Land wants to know how their favorite rocker has pimped out his sweet crib. Do B. Marq a favor. Come on. You know you wanna show it off...

Ok. 5 minutes. And don't touch my kids. Kissimmie will kill me if she finds out I let you in here.

It's smaller on the inside than it looks on the outside.

Dude. This is just the foyer.

Oh. What's a foyer?

It's like an entrance.

Oh sweet tunes! What you be calling this room?

This is the music room. It's got a state of the art sound system.

I'm not okay...I'm really not okay....I'm not okkkkkkaaayyyy....

That's not how the song goes dude.

So what's this room?

This is like the living room where we watch tv and stuff.

Did you know there's an echo in here?

Dude. Stop yodeling.
It's called acoustics.

Oh a piano. May I?

No.

Trinkle Trinkle ittle tar....

Dude....

I wonder how you got so high....

Just stop man. You're gonna make the baby cry.

Ok. How about this one?
When I was....a young boy.....my father.....ran away to the city...to join a marching band.....

Keep your day job Marquette.

B. Marq. And I prefer to work nights. If you're offering me a job???

I'm not.

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