Confessions of an Heiress

I Hate The Hits - 3

Oh wow. What do you call this room?

It's the bathroom. And it's NOT part of the tour.

Is that a shower?

Yeah.

I've read about these since I was a boy. I've always wanted to try one!

Oh Dude, you are NOT going to take a shower at my house.

I'll only be 20 minutes. I promise. Really. This will be worth it.

Come on man....

I knew this would happen. Wait. No. I didn't. How could I possibly know something like this would happen? Who does this kind of thing??? But what was I supposed to do? Let him stand outside my door for days like a stalker?

If you want me honestly....you're gonna have to pay....I never want to let you go....and you can be my slave.....I'm notooookkkkaaaayyyyy!

Get out of my shower Burke. You said this tour would only take 5 minutes.

I told Euphrates that I would only deal with him. Only family in the house. That's what we agreed on.

Well. That was before I knew you had a real shower. Alright. Moving right along.

So what's this room?

This is our recording studio.

What do you do in here?

This is where Llama Mama makes their records.

Wait a minute. I thought records came from record stores...

You see, I sing in this sound proof booth here to record the vocals and then an engineer runs the board on your side to record the music.

You're losing me with the tech talk Llama Boy. Did you know you had Vanilla Ice in here???

Walk like an egyptian......daa naaaa naaa naaa naaaaa naaaa naaaa....

Vanilla Ice didn't sing that. The Bangles sang "Walk Like an Egyptian"

I can hear your voice!!!

It's a recording studio. You don't get how this works, do you?

I was never very technical... Mother Marquette always said I was better suited for....

Hands off the board Marquette.That's a million dollar setup in there.

So this is your kitchen?

Yeah.

I have one of these too. Here. Let me get you a drink.

I'm not thirsty Burke...

Hang on. Just let me do this...
This is B. Marq comin to you live from Plato Legalos' Rocker Palace. That's right Hits fans. I am chillin with Mr. Llama Mama himself...

Ok. That's really enough Burke.

Look Dad! He can juggle!

Hey James!

Is he a clown dad?

You could say that son....

Hi, my name is James. Do you want to see my new puppy? What's your name?

I'm B. Marq, and yes. I'd love to meet your new puppy.

Dad. I'm going to show B.Marq my new puppy, ok?

I have a little sister too. Her name is Molly. But my puppy, he's more fun than my sister.

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