Confessions of an Heiress

I Hate The Hits - 4

This is my new puppy. His name is Gee.

We call him that cause Molly can't say "doggy" so she just calls him "Gee"

This morning, while Daddy was helping Mommy change a light bulb, she put Gee in her potty. That was gross and funny!

We got Gee from my Aunt Henna and Uncle Geoff's house. *Daughter of Apollo / Brother of George McCarthy* Do you know my cousin Tyde? He's in the same grade as me. He has lots of dogs at his house. He has two big dogs, Pyroclese and Reba and they had puppies and my dad said that if I promise to share with Molly that I can have one of the puppies, so I picked Gee cause he was the best one.

Do you like my puppy Mister B. Marq?

He totally rocks James.

Thanks. .

So James. What's upstairs?

My room! Do you wanna see my room?

I'd love to.

Hey dad, I'm gonna show B. Marq my room!......

This is my room. And this is my bed. And I have Llamas everywhere cause they're the coolest and I even got Llama Mama walls.

You have a very nice room James.

Thanks.

Does it have a shower?

No. But I have a bath tub and sometimes I pretend like it's a pirate ship. My dad used to do that when he was a little boy..

I'll be right back James.

B. Marq? Are you taking a bath in my bath tub? Do you want to see my Llama Baby? B. Marq?

Alrighty. Got any more bathrooms up here?

You want to see Molly's room?

Is this you?

Yeah. One of my Llama Uncles painted it. Dad says I've been cool since diapers.

This is Molly's room. Don't touch the walls. They just got done and mom had to order them all the way from Devendria. It was Molly's birthday present. Molly loves Frances.

Mom says she'll have an ant-er-ism if Molly ever colors on these walls. I asked Dad what that meant but he just said "don't find out."

It is a nice room.

It's okay I guess. For a girl's room. Hey. You want to see my mom and dad's room? They have a really big bed!

I thought you'd never ask...

This is my mom and dad's room and dad calls it their 'love nest' cause he and mom have real feather pillows and the bed must be made out of feathers too or something cause it's so bouncy it almost feels like you're flying!

Fascinating!

Do you like to jump on beds Mister B. Marq? I'm not s'posed to jump on their bed, but you're company so you won't get in trouble. Let me just show you how to get really high. ok?

If you say so...

Weee!

WooHoo!

Yippie!!!

This bed is on fire with passionate love, the neighbors complained about the noises above...
My dad sings that song. He says it's about jumping on the bed.

You don't say?

Isn't this the best bouncing bed ever B. Marq?

It sure is James.

Hey. Is this your mom and dad's bathroom?

Yeah.

Do they have a bath tub or a shower?

Both. Why?

I'll be back in 20 minutes. Wait. Better make that 40..

This is BORing...... Mister. B. Marq! I'm gonna count to 40!

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