Legolas Legacy
Multiply, Divide, Prosper
Hey Dad.
Hey James. Where's Burke?
Who?
B. Marq. I thought he went upstairs with you.
Ummm. I think he's in your bathtub....
My bathtub? James? Why did you let him take a bath in my bathtub?
Well. I didn't let him. He just got right in. He already took a bath in my tub anyways so I think he's already clean.
He took a bath in your tub too?
Yeah. You have strange friends Dad.
He's not really my friend, son.
Then why is he here? Is he a rabid llama fan?
Something like that. My cousin Euphrates is working for him for his college internship, and when your Aunt Cali was in college..... well. He's just known our family for a long time.
But he's not a friend?
No. He's just someone who knows us.
Like a crazed fan?
Yeah son. Like a crazed fan.
Mom's not gonna be happy about this.
No. She's not.
You're not s'posed to let crazed fans in the house or talk to them Dad. Mom tells us that all the time.
I know. This is why we should listen to your mother.
So things like B. Marq don't happen?
That's right. So things like B. Marq don't happen.
Dad? Is this like that "Cat in the Hat" book you like to read me?
A little bit, James. You wanna help me figure out how to get him out before your mother gets home?
Sure!
Come on. I hear something in the back yard. Let's go check it out.
Okay Dad!
Dad? Is he dead?
Son. I dream of that kind of luck. But I dont' think so.
This is the biggest bathtub I have ever seen in my life. You rock stars must get really dirty!
Listen, Burke...
B. Marq
Dude. The tour is over. You gotta leave now.
No so fast Legalos. You promised to have the rest of the band here.
I didn't promise you anything, and you came by unannounced and uninvited....
But this is a Crib Crash. I'm not leaving till I see the other Llamas.
Ok, hang on, lemme see if Ronan is still here... He was working on the jacuzzi waterfall earlier... Ronan, you still back there man?
Ronan, this is Burke Marquette
B. Marq
Whatever. B. Marq, this is Ronan Wolosenko.
What? As in Biscuit Wolosenko? I dont think so....
Who's Biscuit Wolosenko?
It's lovely to meet your pool boy, Legalos, but I think I said I want to meet Llamas.
Dude, Ronan plays guitar in my band. He's one of the Llamas.
Doesn't look like a Llama to me.
I'm in the band, man. The Llama thing is just a suit. You know that right?
I'm not sure he knows, bud.
But, but there are no zippers. You can't possibly be.....
Dad! Mom's home!
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