I Hate The Hits - Ep 1

Deleted Scenes

Ok, like for some reason not all of the 304 pictures shot for this episode made the final cut. Like I have no idea
why someone would take a picture and not use it... Even though they tell me this is probably the longest
Confessions of and Heiress episode EVAR. But is anyone surprised when B. Marq gets long winded?
I think not. So just think of this as one of those DVD Special Edition Deleted Scenes things that you paid
extra to get. Except you get this for free. Just think, with the money you're saving, you can buy us both lunch.

Ok. So this picture isn't technically from this episode, I'm from a satellite family so you missed out
on all the cute pictures of me as a kid. My dad tells me all the time that I remind him of my Uncle Soc.
I'm told this picture appeared once on some UHF sideline blog site but I couldn't even find it. But see how cute I was?
I knew you wouldn't want to miss it. Besides, Chicks like kid pictures. Sweet.

Don't worry ladies. I'm not doin the smustle (friends don't let friends smustle, right?) This is me
(and my dad Apollo - Soc's little bro - for those of you who are not in da know) We're just celebrating
one of the many birthdays at my house. I swear, we have a birthday party like every day
cause there's like 20 kids. Ok, maybe not, but there's Euripides, and Henna and me, course, and Nysa
and Marva and Epiphany. Mom wanted more but she collapsed in that energizer thing uncle Galileo gave
her and Dr. Hoo told her not to have any more kids. But I guess you didnt' ask me bout that.

And here's me on my 16th birthday. Wasn't I an ultra hunky teen? You'd think with an A+ report card
my parents would have gotten me a car. I mean, my dad is a big time TV producer, but no. None
of us got cars. Something about living on a 2x3 lot and needing every tile for living space. Huh.
As soon as I graduate I'm buyin me a car.

"I Hate The Hits" was a long time in the making. (And it's not over - we really are gonna have Plato
in the studio). B. Marq experimented with several different looks. This was an early mock up.
If he had gone with this look, dude, I would have never taken the job with him.

Ok. Then he went all Allister-Creepy. Can I just say I'm glad this didn't work either??

No dude. not that either...

He finally went with this. He almost called himsef "Ali B" I mean, he's got the yellow underwear
and all. But in the end, Madame Producer and my dad talked him into B. Marq. And as big
as it's made his ego, I agree - "Ali B" was definitely too Ally McBeal....

Ok. I have to admit I went through a few wardrobe experiments myself.
Thank God for second chances. Ok, put that away. Next picture.

You'll notice that this studio looks different from the one you see in the episode. That's because we trashed it.
Well, you see we had a band come to record a video in the studio. It just wasn't workin dude. The walls
look like they came from an old EP and the lights and the black. It just wasn't workin for us dude. So we
trashed it and moved to a new studio.

We call it "The White Studio" It's way bigger and it will allow musical guests who appear on our show to
look way cooler. Yeah, Llama Mama might even come play for us sometime.

Caution: Nudity Ahead
(you might want to scoot a little closer to your monitor)

Ok. Moving on to the tour. I really was supposed to do the tour, but then like normal,
Burke took over. He didn't even tell me he was gonna do it. He just showed up.

People ask me all the time about "the shower scene" Yeah dude. That really happened. That's really
Burke's flat old butt.

Ok. And some chick paid me §200 to slip this picture in, so here ya go.
This is for that Captain chick ...

Oh. Did ya notice that Plato is totally decked out in a MCR shirt? Dude. That's cause they totally rock.
And yeah, the shirt's custom made for him by that EO design company.

I love this picture of B. Marq. I have it as my wall paper on my laptop.
What a dweeb....

Ah, the pool scene. It's a shame these pictures weren't included. But in case you were wondering,
Yeah, B. Marq can be a little gassy. I should have held a contest to write a caption for
these four pictures. Let me know if you come up with something.

Someone on the crew told me that B. Marq told James that if he drank the bubble juice he would
be a Bubble Breathing Dragon who could breathe bubbles all over his little sister and he wouldn't
get in trouble. You would think it was a prank, but coming from B. Marq....I think he was serious.

So how do you guys like Kissimmie's new hair? It's still almond scented, of course. But I think
it's a sweet 'do' if you ask me. She looks hot, even if she is my cousin-in-law or whatever.

Little James asked me to put this one in. he can do a perfect headstand. Rock on little dude. Now
your feet won't get tired.

Yeah, the rumors are true. Burke auditioned for The Blue Man Group.
When he found out they were silent, he lost interest.

This is Pyroclese and Reba - they are the parents of James' puppy Gee. They were specially
designed and bred just for Plato and family. They belong to Geoff and Henna McCarthy.

Recognize the name? Geoff McCarthy is the little brother of George McCarthy "Little Geoff" was in
George's "Meet the Parents" episode. He grew up to marry my sister Henna. They live pretty much
for free in exchange for breeding and raising dogs for Legacy Land. But yeah, a McCarthy actually
did marry his way into the Legalos family.

Honey, why is someone taking our picture while we're in bed?

It must be Burke dear, go back to sleep.

This is my nephew Tyde. He grew up to be a cute little dude.

Geoff is a really good dog trainer. This is Pyroclese. People say he's majestic. I think James is going
to have himself a good looking dog someday.

And James really did come over and pick out Gee. There were three puppies in the litter and James always
went right to Gee. He really is the best one.

Well, I think that's about all I've got in the way of 'Deleted Scenes' With all this new web space
at LegacyLandSims.com, Burke says these episodes can stretch on for miles now and it won't matter.
Righteous huh? Well. I hope you found this informative and edu-ma-cational and worth the price
of admission. So. What's for lunch???

~ Euprhates Legalos

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