Confessions of an Heiress

I Hate The Hits - 6

 

I thought I smelled the perfume of a righteous almond scented chick.

Hey hon.

 

I am so glad you're home woman!

 

Plato. What's Burke doing at our house?

I'll explain later. I need you to help me get rid of him. I need you to talk to him.

What does he want?

He wants to see the Llamas and he doesn't believe Ronan's a Llama because he doesn't have his suit on.

 

Oh that is too funny Plato. How long has he been here?

Long enough to take a shower, two baths, and a dip in the pool. Come on, do that thing you do and get him to leave. Please.

It's that bad huh?

Oh yeah. Worse than Cali's Burke attack. Way worse.

 

Hey there B. Marq

Hey Mrs. L

You wanna come take a walk with me?

Anywhere you say baby...

 

Can I, can I, can I just say that you look positively beautimous?

I'm not sure if that's a word Burke, but it sounds like a compliment, so I accept.

 

I really like this whole B. Marq image you've got going on.

Yeah?

It really works for you.

I'm hoping to hit it big with that 18-25 demographic.

Oh this should definitely do it. You are completely crunk. Brilliant concept, by the way, with "I Hate The Hits" I can't wait to see the numbers on that one. Euphrates was a smart choice for co host.

I know. How lucky did I get, getting a Legalos on my show?

Right? I thought he was going to cover this house tour.

And let him screw up something this important? Nah, this had to be done by me. It's the 'surprise attack' always a big hit with the viewers.

 

Funny you should mention that. Your little surprise attack....was on my home, with my family.

Yeah, but I thought....

I know what you thought, but I'm Llama's Business Manager and all of these things have to go through me. I should have been suspicious when Madame Producer asked me to lunch today.... But if you ever pull another fast one like this Marquette, we will slap you with a restraining order so fast and so tight you'll be afraid to even look at a Llama, much less fur. Am I understood?

Ooooooh! Someone has a bondage fetish!

 

Bye Burke.

Oh, so you're wanting me to leave? I saw the article about your parent's retirement in the paper.

Bye!

You remind me so much of my mother.

 

You mean, you want me to leave? Right now?

If you leave now, Plato will do your interview next week at the studio. If you don't. He'll never talk to you again.

But if I could just...

Ever, Burke. Plato Legalos, the lead singer of Llama Mama, hottest band on the planet will never speak to you again, nor will he release the rights to any of his music or videos for your Hits show.

Not even......?

Nothing. Good bye Burke.

 

I think I left my hat...

You're wearing your hat.

Ok. I'll just say goodbye to James then. You know he really is a clever kid.

I'm going to call the police. Bye!

 

Is B. Marq going home mom?

Yes honey.

Is he a rabid llama fan?

Something like that sweetie. Let's go check on your new puppy.

 

 

 

 

Yo Hits fans! You have just crashed the crib of Llama Mama's Plato Legalos. Not only is it a sweet rocker palace, but it has showers and bath tubs. You won't find that in the house next door, will you? Nope. You're only going to see that when "I Hate The Hits" goes Crib Crashing.

 

Yo Dude. Where's my car?

 

Well. I'll just wait here in the bath tub until it comes back...

I'm B. Marq. Thanks for watching "I Hate The Hits" join us next week in the studio where Plato will tell us about Llama Mama's upcoming plans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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*As a footnote I'll include the floor plans to this lovely house. It's called Modern House. I found it on MTS2 and remodeled it extensively*