Legolas Legacy
Multiply, Divide, Prosper
Hey Little James Dude! Who's my favorite little rocker???
What? Today's your BIRTHDAY? And you want to tell everybody about it? Right on little dude. Let's tell 'em all about YOU! Llama chicks love this kind of stuff.
Dude. You're probably gettin so big cause of all that green llama milk you've been drinkin' huh? Your Llama Uncles really rock, don't they?
They even change your dirties for you, don't they??
So who's your favorite band little James? Who do you want to play at your birthday party? James? The band James? Oh sorry little dude. They're no longer. I know. Tim Booth still rocks though. Ok, how about Llama Mama? You want Llama Mama to play at your party? Alright. What a lucky little dude you are. Yeah, I know. You get to hear Llama Mama all the time, don't you?
That's because we're all getting ready to go on our world tour. We're goin all over the globe little dude. We've been rehearsing every day, haven't we?
You and your hot mom have been to all the rehearsals, haven't you?
You're our best critic. Except when it's nap time. Then you think we play too loud. That's ok little dude. If it's too loud, you're either too old, or too young....
So let's get ready for your party little James. Do you know who's comin? Your Grandpa Soc, and your Grandpa Kryton, and your two grandmas. Your little cousin Miss Oasis is comin with her daddy. Her momma Izzy can't come cause she's fixin to pop out another little cousin any minute now. Your Aunt Cali might come. But try not to spew on her. She's kinda freaked out by little dudes right now. But you're gonna see all your family. They'are all psyched about you havin a birthday.
Dude. We've got to do something about gettin you some hair.
Alright little dude. It's time for your party. It'll never be the same after this. Are you ready?
Here we go! It's time to grow up little dude! Up you go! Listen for the *PoP*
Look Aunt Cali, the little dude has hair now! He's all rockified like his Dad! Wouldn't it be cool to have a little Heiress just like you Cal? Little James wants more chick cousins to play with.
Listen, you're lucky I'm here. I came for you and James, not to discuss fertility.
You want some cake then?
Actually, do you have any potato chips?
Alright little dude! It's time for presents..... Are you ready??
Surprise little dude! It's a Llama! Can you say Llama?
Mama
Llama?
Mama!
Close enough. Here you go. Happy Birthday little dude!
Mama Mama! Mama Mama!
Aw. Good boy James. You love your Llama don't you?
Oh dude. A present from the Llamas! They got you a xylophone little dude. Oh that's so cool. Now you can play in the band! We don't have a xylophone player yet. C'mon. Lets go rock with the Llamas. We're all going to party at Club Llama!
Are you ready for your first Llama gig little dude???
Happy Birthday Little Llama Dude
Happy Birthday to you
Rock On Little Llama Dude
Happy Birthday to James
Oh you ROCK little dude! That was awesome! Are you ready for another present? Yeah?
*tink tink a link ~ tink tink a link ~ tink tink a link*
Mama Mama! Mama Mama!
Oh that's totally righteous little dude! A Llama-In-The-Box!
(Everybody) Awwwww........
Alright little dude. let's get you suited up in your Llama digs. You're a real band member now!
Oh you totally Rock-OUT little dude!
Everybody SING!
James had a Llama Band, Llama Band, Llama Band
James had a Llama Band that toured all over the world
And everywhere that Llamas went, Lamas went, Llamas went
And everywhere that Llamas went, the chicks were sure to go!!!
Oh look James! Your mom's got our favorite little Llama Chick, your cousin, Miss Oasis! Thanks for rockin out at James' Birthday Party little dudette! Tell your mommy to have that new baby soon!
Happy Birthday little guy!
Awww James. Lucky little dude you are to have your Aunt Cali, The Heiress, hangin out at your party. She's a professional party guest so you know she knows how to have a good time!
James... what did you get for your birthday??
Mama! Mama Mama!
Llama Mama? You got Llama Mama for your birthday? You lucky little guy! Oh I'm so glad you're my nephew. Do you want your Aunt Cali to spoil you rotten?
Mama Mama!
Oh you are too cute little James! You look so much like your daddy.
YOU are gonna be a good mom Cali. I don't know what you're so afraid of. You love kids. You're great with James. What are you waiting for?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe I like the shape of my body. Or maybe I'm just waiting to not care if I have any personal freedom...
It's not that bad Cali. Look at Kissimmie, she's still all yummy and almond scented. And we're takin James with us on our world tour.
I know, but what if that doesn't happen to me? I mean, I know I have to produce an heiress, but I don't know why it's such a big deal to everyone when I do it. So long as I have one before I get old, right?
Yeah. I guess so.
Have you got any chips?
Sure, check the fridge.
Oh yum, Plato's got chips
Robi, did you know people think that you can get pregnant from eating potato chips?
OMG. You're kidding. Do you think I'm pregnant too then?
I
Could be, the way we put these chips down. We eat chips almost as much as we, you know.....
Yeah, I know. But they're really good chips!
You know, that might work out better. Can't you be the one to get pregnant?
I dunno. I'll have to check the rule book.
Ok, when you do, can you bring me another bag of chips? I'm down to crumbs.
Sure thing babe.
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