Sessions from Confessions

Session 7 : School

So my parents went to visit Legacy Academy.

Mr. and Mrs. Legalos! Welcome to Legacy Academy... where small minds grow big. I can't tell you how pleased we are that you are considering us as an option for your son, Altman.

Atlas. His name is Atlas.

Wonderful, wonderful. Well enough with the schmoozing, why don't I take you on a tour of our facility?

Sure.

We'd love that.

This is Miss Berryman's second grade class.

What do you learn in second grade?

Oh the basics, and the important things, you know, Emoticons, Bit Mapping, a few Creativity points here and there

They look bored...

Well... bordem is good for them. Afterall, isn't life boring? I know mine is!

And this is our Media Center and our Media Specialist Miss Nichols

What's a Media Specialist?

It's like a librarian

Are you The Pirate Librarian?

This looks like a good book...

As you can see we have a wide selection of books, a computer lab. Our students took top honors in Battle-of-the-Books and Name-that-Tune the last 3 years.

Let me guess, this year they'll be competing in Win Lose or Draw?

Actually it's Deal or No Deal. Did I mention we also have a champion SSX Team?

No, but it probably would be better if you didn't mention that.

We have an extensive art department with special emphasis in tactile-based Photoshop graphic skills.

Ummm are you talking about scissors and glue?

I can eat more glue than you can.
Nuh uh, you can't eat glue, it will stick up your insides and you won't grow.
Yah huh, glue tastes like french fries and my mom said french fries made my Uncle Bobby fat.

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